cheap seats

(From the expression "view from the cheap seats") A metaphor for a person's point of view when they are not directly involved in a situation, but wish to politely comment on it anyway.

"Excuse me guys, this is just my opinion and the view from the cheap seats, but may I suggest you do this a different way?"

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sweetheart seat

An endearing term for the middle seat in a pickup/car. Usually the front seat, where the man has the ability to drive with his arm around his sweetheart. NOT a deragatory term, but usually said with affection. Mostly used by older people, who aren't completely consumed with sexual thoughts.

(As climbing into a pickup)
David: Did you remember to grab the directions?
Susan: I did. We start out by driving 2 hours South on I-5.
(They begin buckling their seatbelts, but David smiles and their eyes lock)
David: Care to sit in the sweetheart seat?
(Susan smiles and slides on over. He puts his arm around her shoulders and they set off.)

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bitch seat

1. The rear seat on a motorcylce because that's where the bitch rides.
2. The #1 spot on someone's myspace top 8 because that's were everyone feels obligated to put thier gf.

"Are they going out?"
"Must be, she's in his bitch seat."

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seat mech

One with superior knowledge in google, has lots of spare time, can fix anything with anything or nothing at all, beyond chuck norris, makes boredom look fun, life of the party(but not THAT guy or at least makes a good one), has unlimited power over women, and great skills in convincing women to do anything / the ultimate sex machine.

No example needed. If you can't understand, you are a moron or any other shop. Seat mech.

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butts in seats

(also "bums in seats" and "butts in the seats"): spectators who have been drawn into a theatre or other entertainment by a low-brow, mass-appeal production. A reference to the economic demand on entertainment business producers to attract paid attendance.

"We need a show that will put butts in seats."

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slip seating

Slip seating refers to when a truck driver shares his girlfriend/wife with other truckers whilst he is on the road.

Trucker 1 "Hey Boomer, I'm 10-8 to the Windy City, I fancy slip seating Mrs Boomer, 42?"
Trucker 2 "That's a big 10-4 Admiral Scuttlebutt. I'll be checking out the Junk Buzzard of a lot lizard in Choo-Choo town"

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bitch seat

The passenger seat on a motorcycle, called so because the biker's bitch rode on it.

Hop on the bitch seat, Snookums, and I'll take you for a ride on my Hawg.

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