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Pepperoni secret, also called pep secret is a phrase used generally for secrets and japes.
Binyot has many pepperoni secrets.
Also the tips and tricks section of Vinesauce is called Pepperoni secret time.
Here's a pepperoni secret, you can spin jump onto the spike fish.
When you sit on your dick until it goes numb, and then you jerk off and it feels like you are jerking someone else off.
Also known as "The Reverse Stranger"
I secret santa'd myself and it felt like I was jerking off someone else until I regained feeling in my North Pole.
This occurs when, during a normal fart in the standing position, a small grape-sized poop is rapidly ejected from the anal passage. This "secret grape" is undetectable, until one sits down, at which point, the grape is no longer secret.
John and Keith are walking down the road, Keith lets rip, the two friends chuckle. Later, they come to a bench, the two friends sit. Keith's face turns red and an ominous odour fills John's nostrils. The secret grape is no longer secret.
John - What's that smell Keith? and why's your face so red?
Keith - *stands up, squashed grape falls from trouser leg*
A YTMND joke started in 2005 with the picture of the giant swastika shaped forest in germany.
guy 1:omg! this toy has a secret nazi...symbol!
guy 2:submit it to YTMND.
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Secret One True Pairing. A pairing, in fandom or canon, from a tv show/book/movie etc. that you're either ashamed you like, is rare, or no one else likes.
"You can't make romance out of the Cold War."
"Whatever. Russia/America is my Secret OTP" (From Axis Powers Hetalia)
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One who is a boyscout, but prevents his friends from knowing so, for fear of rejection.
"Man, did you hear jack is a secret boyscout?"
"Well we can't hang out with him ever again."
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male ejaculation; cum; semen.
You got your gonad secretion in my chocolate! I should be mad, but all I can think to say is.......yummy!
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