Selfie Olympics

An ongoing competition to take the most original and awe-inspiring selfie. This often involves using various props, costumes, furniture, and an impressive array of poses in front of the bathroom mirror.

Person A: Ayo why the fuck are you wearing that snuggie, and what is the easy bake oven doing in the bathroom Josh?!
Person B: Shut up, I'm about to win the Selfie Olympics!

Person B: Yo, did you see that selfie Big Sean just took? He's definitely a contender in the Selfie Olympics.

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poop selfie

When you take a selfie on the toilet while or after a poop

I just got a picture from tony on the toilet making a poop. He called it a poop selfie.

selfie stick

/ˈsɛlfi stɪk/ (noun)

• An elongated rod, usually made out of plastic or steel, with a camera on one end and a dense moron on the other.

• An aid for the disabled. Akin to the physically challenged using a walking stick, the mentally challenged use a selfie stick.

Girl: "Check out this totally adorbz piccie I took of me and my girlies with my new selfie stick!"
Boy: "I don't want to live on this planet any more."

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super selfie

A super selfie is the act of taking a photo of oneself during an extreme or "super" event or action taking place in the background. The part that makes this type of selfie super is the unusual circumstance in which this selfie was taken. There can be chaos, or even something hilarious in the background, while the individual in taking the selfie does a classic selfie pose.

Ex 1: taking a photo of selfie in front of an explosion Super Selfie

Ex 2: taking a selfie while sky diving. Super Selfie

junk selfie

a "selfie" of a person's private parts, generally a man's parts. i.e. penis, cock, dick

I sent her a junk selfie and now we are going to hook up later.

We met online and I sent her a junk selfie, now she can't wait me meet me!

Corona-selfie

A picture of you taken by a smartphone -without purpose- while you are out wearing a face mask to show how responsible you are. Although it’s a lockdown and you shouldn’t go out unless absolutely necessary.

BF: Honey, that corona-selfie doesn’t show your flirty smile, why you posted it?!
GF: I haven't been to a beauty salon for over a month, so I can’t post a normal selfie until I get rid of my mustache.

selfie magic

This term applies to people who take multiples of pictures combined with angles, filters and settings to capture the right picture to hide all the imperfections that they see or think others will.

There is no written example of "selfie magic", you know who you are.