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Serial monkey

A term used in the 1800s (when people were racist) when there was a serial killer, people thought they were black. So they were worried to death, but all those serial monkeys were white.

Watch out! There's a serial monkey in town!

by Realssk May 30, 2022


Serial Spooner

An individual who indulges in multiple spooning sessions.
Some believe this to be a loveable characteristic but it is, however, an incureable disease.

The only known ways of remedying such an illness are listed as followed:

1) Removing all spoons from the surrounding area

2) Substituting spoons for other cutlery (i.e forks or

spatulas)

3) Persistant name calling and abuse, as followed...

That Ryan Farrant is a Serial Spooner and must be stopped

by Jazz Cat Epic January 16, 2011


Serial ProcrastaNapper

An All-Star ProcrastaNapper is barely alive. The Serial ProcrastaNapper ProcrastaNaps before any, and all types of activities, instead of doing it proactively.

My Cousin Jeff is a Serial ProcrastaNapper. He lives in my guest-room and sleeps 18 hours a day in cyclical series of Procrastanaps throughout the day. He barely makes it up to clean his butt after soiling himself in his sleep.

by StoneColdSaidSo September 11, 2019


serial rejector

The guy tasked with the difficult and tedious deed of pressing the "keep out" button over and over again when someone posts their definition 50 times.

Ugh, Urban Spam? I guess I am the serial rejector.

by ManMan36 May 21, 2016


serial fabulist

A term that has become popularized by the outrageous and repeatedly mendacious behavior of Congressman George Santos.

Well yes, I most certainly do realize that my mythomaniacal son is a lifelong serial fabulist but that doesn’t mean I should leave him to the bloodthirsty butt sharks circling him in jail, so I did what any parent would do, I paid his bail, OK?

by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2023


Serial Nailer

Name given to a citizen of Murphysboro, IL. This man is described as a bald man drinking a beer with a green shirt who keeps throwing nails into intersections so people can drive through them and get flats. This takes place in the area of N. 20th St and then causes controversy on thr local crime watch page.

I got a flat driving to Hucks this morning!!! Damn the serial nailer struck again last night!!!

by Homeslice05 April 23, 2019


serial shopper

people, who for psychological reasons, impulsively shop for at least three days in a row.

Suzanne: Let's go shopping today, Amber.

Amber: No. We went shopping the last five days. I am worried that you are a serial shopper.

by beewick November 15, 2011