The act of initiating in banter with a member of the opposite sex with the sole intention of engaging in various sexual acts.
Joel: "Holy shit bro, Josh is totally wheeling that chick."
Jake: "Yeah, he's straight running a session on that broad."
sex with your personal trainer
After a long day of teaching, LuLu can not wait for tonight's session with the guy she met at the gym!
Lifting weights in a vigorous fashion.
Friend - wanna go hang at the bar
Me - no bro I gotta pump session later
A bathroom brake that ultimately results in just farting a lot. Usually the person who is having the toot session needs to poop and only farts come up.
dude 1: man, do you hear dude 2 in the bathroom having a toot session?
dude 3: yeah it's disgusting, and smelly.
When a guy facetimes/skypes/video chats a girl and jerks off too her while she watches and disrobes herself in order to help him blow his load. After he does his finishing move, he usually ends the call without warning and never talks to the girl again.
Hey Paul, I just did a Stroke Session(SS) with Christina last night, too bad she'll never hear from me again.
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1. a usually informal or unstructured group discussion, attended esp. by people with shared interests, concerns, or problems.
2. people or persons engaging in the creation of rap music. during a session.
3. ice cream or pasta.
Angie and Bridgette were completely engrossed in their rap session during yearbook class, and completely lost track of time.
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When you and other people laugh non stop after smoking a good amount of weed (typically chronic). It can be triggered by something funny, something random, or something you wouldn't laugh at when sober. Length may vary depending on high but usually lasts a minute or two.
Dude: "Dude, what just happened?
Dude 2: "We just smoked a gram of Maui Wowie and had a 10 minute geek session when Chapelle came on."
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