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when a girl/guy is giving you head, you piss all over their head.
while my girlfriend gave me oral, i decided to give her some turkish shampoo
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the act of "sperminating" heavily during the night and "gunking" ur girlfriend's hair
"my girl woke up with a Peruvian Shampoo the other day, it has taken her a week and a half to clean it out"
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When a man ejaculates on his pubic hair, proceeds to rub it in pretty well, then applies hair removing shampoo to his pubic hair area to remove it all. Then takes the wad of semen-pubic hair-shampoo glob, and then freezes it, allowing it to turn into a hard solid. Then after freezing takes it and throws it at an old person. Like a gorilla throwing a turd.
That elderly couple wasn't ready for him after he was finished Shampooing The Gorilla.
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a sexual act in which one flexible man fellates himself, and retains the semen expelled from his penis in his mouth, before spitting it into the hair of his partner (usually another man).
so he said he was going to show me a neat trick, and then he gave me a salem shampoo.
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A sex position when the male rubs his crap in his partners hair then lights it on fire. Then puts it out with his jizz
What George Burns did to Hillier Clinton, Timolee Shampoo
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When you nut the shampoo out of your dick, that you used instead of lube.causes rare skin diseases and dick falling
Timothy died this morning after diagnosed with Shampoo dick.
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