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A Shandi is a small mythical creature that is also known as a Homosapien, they can often be found snuggling small animals or even wallowing in self pity. They are very sophisticated and enjoy alone time more than anything. They are socially awkward so it will take time to get to know them. Much like a mouse they are small, but also very brave and mighty. Don’t let their smallness intimidate you. Their favourite activities include the following: sleeping, crying, arson and collecting treasure they can bring back to the little hole in the ground.
Person1: woah, what was that thing moving around in the bush?
Person2: oh, that’s a Shandi. They are hermits don’t worry
Shandi’s are loyal and strong, they know there place and are not afraid to put people in their own. They commonly have the mouth of a sailor but can hold themselves in scary situations. Shandi’s are commonly known to put drink everyone at the table and are guaranteed to make you laugh and smile. They give more than they receive and always give good advice even if it’s about the weirdest things. Shandi is a baddie name, it’s uncommon and that’s why it’s the best. Most Shandi’s are known for being introverted and socially awkward. They may seem awkward but that’s just because they need a little warming up to get comfortable with you. Having a shandi in your life is a true blessing. I love shandi with my heart and soul.
Guy1: who’s that awkward chick sitting over there?
Guy2: oh, that’s Shandi
When it takes both hands to wank a guy off owing to the length of his love shaft
How was the date?
Great... then I went back to his place for a ten-finger shandy
WOW!
To masturbate or to sexually pleasure another person
Craig gave Mark a hand shandy on the plane ride
Where you stick a beer bottle up your chocolate starfish and either take a sip or offer it to others for a taste.
I stuck the beer bottle up my arse and gave it to them to drink! A cover dirty shandy!
A spa treatment that involves mud being rubbed in to the upper body by a Turkish man while he squats with his testicles over your nose
"Why is Paul covered in mud?"
"He got a Dakar Shandy from Kasim last night"
"He's glowing"