v. to leave an akward event or situation.
Shit was about to get real, so they shimmy farted before the cops came.
A dance move that has you flopping around your sweaty balls. Works better if you and another guy try and make your balls touch while flopping them around.
Joe: Hey Michael!! Let’s do the Sweaty Ballsack Shimmy!!
Michael: Yeah Joe!! I bet my balls will flop more than yours!!
SHIMMY-DINING on its own is a form of making out that involves feeling each other's brains through each other's hair while grinding against each other.
It becomes Shimmy-Dining "Through the Wormhole" when the act of smoochin' and scootin' leads to full penetration.
It was a well known fact that when drank and got down to shimmy-dining, she couldn't stop herself from going through the wormhole.
Sliding into a woman's vagina.
Person 1: Hey bud, you look like you had a fun flesh tube shimmy.
Person 2: You caught me, felt like I was drowning in there.
When a women takes a photo of a mans pants, Mainly aiming at his penis. It is the process of which the women fantasies and proceeds to masturbate to the image of the mans penis.
Oh I Want Frank's Shimmy Shimmer Tonight <3
A person who cant get stuff right a person who Lacks Knowledge of Other words
your a really stupid shimmy immy
When someone is really drunk or incoherent on drugs and they speak to you in slurred speech they are referred to as: "Shimmy Shammied"
"Dude, see that guy puking in the garbage can? He tried to talk to me earlier but he is too shimmy shammied."