loud shirt

A shirt with bright, contrasting colours that doesn't match anything. Hell, it doesn't even match itself.

Chris was wearing a loud shirt yesterday, it was lime green with pink and purple polka dots.

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shirt shart

Everybody has a shitty day every once in a while. Sometimes when nature calls one can find that adequate facilities are too far away to be reached in time. In a pinch, you can rip off your shirt pocket and use it to wipe your ass when no toilet paper is available. A SHIRT SHART is the process of crapping and the using your own shirt pocket to wipe up.

Yeah, I got caught up in a shirt shart yesterday. We were fishing at the lake and I had to take a dump. I gotta go to Old Navy now to replenish my wardrobe.

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shirt off

The suggestion that pops up on Google Images every time you type in the name of any vaguely attractive male celebrity and then the letter "s".

You: Let's see…"Ryan Reynolds s—".

Google: "ryan reynolds shirt off".

You: Um…"Tom Cruise s—".

Google: "tom cruise shirt off".

You: Okay, "Jack Black s—".

Google: "jack black soundboard".

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did it for the shirt

An excuse used to clear your status from a stupid act that you performed.

It basically comes from the idea that all events have shirts, regardless of how great the event really was.

Guy 1: I can't believe you banged her...
Guy 2: Yeah, I just did it for the shirt
Gu1 1: What shirt?
Guy 2: You know, the 'I banged your mom last night' shirt...

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shirt flab

Extra shirt that comes partially untucked because of movement such as raising ones arms and makes one look like one is flabby. Especally when the shirt is a dress shirt with a tshirt underneath.

After a long day at McQuaid Phil had a large amount of shirt flab hanging out.

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Spread shirt

another of UDs adds for shirts where you can make your own shirt featuring some lame girl from neck to waist. Sometimes hard to find.

Uggh im on ud and another beyatch is on advertising some shirts called Spread shirt

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Jennifer shirt

A shirt that hangs low (even if it is not supposed to) and shows an unappopriate amount of clevlage. Usually worn the female species in any sort of setting. Some consider this type of shirt innapropriate

(A girl walk's by with a low cut shirt)
Person1: Now that, is a Jennifer shirt.

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