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When one’s penis emits an odor reminiscent of fecal matter upon its exposure
“Oh ____ must be getting changed, it smells like shit dick in here”
“Did you just shit your pants or is your dick out?”
He is having sex that hard that you shit yourself so he pulls out and his dick is black
When he comes out of your ass and his dick is black. And he screams I have a shit dick
It’s when you are fucking in the anal hole, and your girl or guy had some bad chipotle and shits on ur dick
Oh man, my girl and or guy just shit dicked me
Dude I’m sorry
When you do anal with a girl and you pull out with shit covering your dick
Bro 1- "Yo you here what happened to me last night?"
Bro 2- "Nah what happened?"
Bro 1- "That chick last night gave me shit dick!"
Bro 2- "Whatta bitch!"
When things turn shit-dicks
Ahhhhh, the fucking snags a burns... shit-dicks!