Smurf Shocker

"Two in the Blue. One in the poo!"

Jason: "Did you ever see that Smurfs episode with Sleazy smurf?"
Andy: "No."
Kelly: "Yeah, Sleazy smurf gives Smurfette the 'Smurf Shocker'."
Jason: "That's two in the Blue. One in the poo!"

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donny shocker

origin: doncaster, south yorkshire, united kingdom
a sexual act performed on a female.

how to give her a 'donny shocker'

basically you use pretty much your entire hand, move it towards the vagina as if about to shake hands, then arrange your hands as follows:

"one on the clit, three in the slit and one in the shit" once you have the correct hand posture - move hand back and forth until satisfaction is achieved

when seeing a chav girl say to mate "bet she's 'ad a donny shocker"

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the Franklin Shocker

When two or more girls are scissoring (Rubbing their vagina's together in a manor that resembles scissors) preferable with full bush's and then touch something metal. The static electricity formed from their muffs bumping uglys, shocks the person that touches the metal object.

see also The Shocking scissors

"Hey look we both have huge bushes! Lets scissor and then both grab a door knob, preforming the Franklin Shocker"!

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Vulcan Shocker

Somewhat like the original wordshocker/word (two in the pink, one in the stink) except for your hand utilizes all fingers (except the thumb) in the Vulcan "Live long and Prosper" sign. Therfore changing it to "two in the pink, _two_ in the stink."

John's girlfriend liked the Vulcan shocker so much, she wouldn't let him do the original anymore.

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Computer Shocker

The act of putting three thumb "flash"drives into three USB ports in one computer. Taken from the orginal shocker, "Three in the USB"!

Hey here is my thumb drive, can you download that paper for me? Sorry man ran out of USB ports! Oh damm, your USB ports are getting plugged up by the COMPUTER SHOCKER!!!

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Clemson shocker

Only legal since Trump became president. You get to legally grab your opponent by his man pussy in front of a national TV audience and no flags are thrown

When the Ohio State player was on the ground, the Clemson player used the Clemson Shocker to try to make him fumble the ball

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Christmas shocker

When your hooking up with a girl around Christmas and you take a candy cane and shove the large end up their vagina deep enough until the short end goes up her ass leaving her Christmasly shocked and smelling like peppermint.

Dude Merry Christmas, I gave Janice the Christmas shocker last night. She loved it.