we should do something sometime

A statement that implies certain level of interest in subject noun. Indirect question of asking someone to do something with you.
Can often duplicitous or ambiguous, playing role as a "single" from opposite sex.

Alison: What's up Jimmy?
Jimmy: Not much, how are you?
Alison: I'm good, just a lil tired from school.
Jimmy: You know, we should do something sometime afterschool
Alison: Yeah, that be cool.

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load that should have been swallowed

the ultimate loser. he/she has the uncanny knack of spectactularly fucking-up everything that is good in their lives - from 1st day at school to 1st kiss to 1st shag to 1st job to 1st marriage to 1st child's life to.....

you know who you are ;~) he's pissed and making an tit of himself again whilst his kids can't afford to wipe their arses - the man's a "load that should have been swallowed."

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you should have bought a squirrel

an answer to any question in existance

If you are going to but a house full of pizza for 18 dollars, and you found another deal for 43 dollars, which deal is better?
"you should have bought a squirrel."

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we should do something sometime

Although this sounds like quite a positive remark, there are really just two possible meanings:

1. the speaker may feel sorry for the recipient party, while they block your screen name and phone number. And file a restraining order. See also rejection hotline.

2. the speaker sincerely hopes that they never have to look at your face again. ever.

Ex. 1: I really enjoyed looking through your extensive pocket protector collection. We should do something sometime.

Ex. 2: I'm really sorry i ran over your dog and threw it into reverse several times. Anyways, we should do something sometime.

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how the hell should I know?

Ask a question that only a guiness would understand and you'll hear this.

Smart guy:Who are you?

Dumbass:How the hell should I know?

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Should have put a towel down

A phrase commonly used after one has sex, usually in the missionary position, where the semen gets on the sheets.

<Baby that was great.>
<Yeah, should have put a towel down though. This shits ruined.>

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The one u should not have killed

Apparently this boi is giving life to everyone.
Plz give m a soul YOU FUCKING HAG

THE ONE U SHOULD NOT HAVE KILLED