Refers to the action of either playing difficult music, typically on a string instrument, or to masturbate.
"Guess what I did last night?"
"Drugs?"
"No, I was had shred on the Yoinky for hours."
1) To masturbate aggressively
2)Playing difficult music on an instrument
"Yo did you shred on the yoinky last night"
Slang for playing complex music on an instrument.
Slang for jerking off
A: Ey bro I heard you shred on the yoinky last night, we heard it from downstairs
B: Yeah man. I'm getting pretty good at guitar.
A: Nah man you were jerking off.
The unintentional weird and often humorous face(s) one makes whilst engaging in a mentally strenuous activity. Most often used in reference to the face a guitarist makes while "shredding".
Dude, your shred face is hilarious. You look you're trying to mouth words and your bottom lip keeps twitching. Do you need to blink that much?
To shred the cat is slang for masterbation. For example ‘cat’ is the penis and ‘shredding’ is the act of moving ones hand up and down the shaft.
Much like schrodinger‘s cat, it’s an allegory of life.
Marek was is in his room shredding the cat so loud his house mates became concerned.
And his penis became sore.
Freestyle shred is a sport known to most as hacky-sack but commonly known as footbagging. Shredding is usually complex tricks strung together in an effort to make a flowing, highly skilled routine of footbag.
Hey did you see the tournament yesterday? They were playing hardcore hacky-sack!
No, those were freestyle shredders.
A form of soccer mom found on the snowy slopes of North America.
Did you see that shred mom assualt that man who yelled at the kid to move out of the drop.