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verb. adj. The act or quality of another act that describes the signalling (typically quoting with annotation on social media) to the broader audience that vermin (a stupid person or person(s) responsible for a stupid action) has been identified.
History:
An illogical compound adjective that was most likely originally made up by some social media tryhard whom has little regard for grammatical qualities. Please refer to the original definition posted on Urban Dictionary to admire the irony.
The very posting of this definition may be considered vermin-signalling.
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After successfully fucking hottie, flicker light switch 5 times letting Gotham city know you're the man.
After I fucked her I made sure everyone knew, so I gave them the bat signal.
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retarded motherfuckin ebonic sign langauge
Jimmy:"Gee Timmy,these guys really are crippled"
Timmy: "Timmy"
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Someone has jumped or been pushed in front of a train on the London Underground.
Platform Announcer: Severe Delays on the District Line due to a signal failure at South Kensington.
Arbitrary Passenger: Ah, that'll be another suicide then.
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An indication between two individuals making love indicating that it is time to change to new positions. After awhile, the turn signal often becomes just a silent indication...
My girl and I have been together long enough that when we make love, just a subtle movement is all that's needed as a turn signal.
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A virtual world created by racists in which any criticism of their world can't possibly be because they are wrong, but because their critic is "virtue-signalling".
A cosy world that filters out all real world racism and replaces it with stunning graphics portraying realistic snowflakes and liberal elites.
Wow! These virtual signalling glasses are amazing! The graphics are so realistic. You could really believe that you are surrounded by virtue-signalling liberal snowflakes!
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Traffic-control devices dat light up all weird --- i.e., randomly flash and/or have several conflicting colors/symbols invalidly illuminate at once --- may be malfunctioning thus because da people operating/maintaining said contraptions have "had a few too many" in da way of screwdrivers and highballs.
A bartender can be equally confused/frustrated as a bewildered motorist at a malfunctioning traffic-light if a patron at his pub sends mixed signals --- i.e., voices conflicting instructions on how he wants his drink prepared --- as well.
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