If someone is called Amy, and they are amazing, you would refer to them as Amy-sing.
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Burning your pubic hair down to the nubs.
Aw fuck I singed my pubes with my lighter!
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It's a toy that repeats after you, like Talking Tom, but a real-life cactus that also dances.
Person 1: Where did you buy that singing cactus?
Person 2: The store, of course!
Singing Cactus: The store, of course!
Singing slightly off-note. When this happens in published work (e.g. YouTube videos, CD's, etc.) most of the audience doesn't even notice, but people with a strong sense of pitch (most notably, perfect pitch) can easily notice this.
"Mark made such an awesome cover, don't you agree?"
"What do you mean? He was singing flat the entire song."
The effect of having horrid and awfully loud diarrhea after eating Taco Bell.
I had taco bell while I was drunk last night and this hangover does not go well with my singing taco issue right now.
{kon-stuh-peyt sing-ing}
1. act of performing a song or voice composition so terribly that the singer is likely or at least seems to be in danger of dying from chronic and/or severe constipation.
2. act of performing a song or voice composition so painfully forced and earnestly that the listeners to said alleged music torture suffer from multiple colon perforations that can and will likely lead to the listener's death
When will Sam Smith's manager force him to go to the ER? I'm scared that he will die from chronic constipation. He's been diagnosed by dozens of doctors listening to his constipated music and his constipated singing.