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a stupid phrase said by only stupid cunts and people in fanfics
person 1: please sir
person 2: i'm gonna kill you
person 1: hmmm sussy baka
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A sexy smexy delicious scrumptious lumpus piece of ass who loves teaching jagraphy
A person who cums/jizzes/creams etc five or more times a day.
Person 1: Damn I jizzed five times yesterday!
Person 2: Woah, that makes you a Sir Spunkalot.
Person 1: Really??
Person 2: Yeaah
A Mexican kid named Conner rodriguez
Hey Siri, call sir spickleton (conner rodriguez)
Basically saying that something is "mid", "trashy", "not so good".
Labeling something as average or poor quality.
Guy 1: Look at this new hoe I'm talkin to.
Guy 2: Meh, she's šunka-sir, don't underestimate yourself.
A very peculiar type of living organism of the homo sapiens species that can only be found in a certain District of Bangladesh 🇧🇩 called Faridpur who isn't just your run of the mill teacher. He is the hope of humanity.Some students call him the manliest man to ever man.Some state that he is a true living Legend.He isn't afraid to use not so conventional words(dirty jokes) just to make the lesson more interesting and easy tor the students to understand.He has a fan base of more than 5000 students who all regard him as hero who is always there for them if they need any help in their studies or personal life. "Just come to my chamber😏👌💸" has always been the one line that puts smile on every students face here in the town. Some other qualities of him are as follows:
1) he has an IQ level of over 5000;
2) he can lift weight over 500 kilos;
3) if he calls himself the second most brilliant philosopher in the history of humankind none would dare call themself the first. That includes Socrates, Plato and the countless others;
4) he is the best grammarian of Bangla language.
Well, nonetheless, he is a good person by heart.
Me : Do you know what Shamim sir said today?
Friend : What!?
Me : He said that the teachers of Girls' school are nothing but sweet shop employees. They only guard the sweets but never eat them.
Friend : Wait, wait... let me write down those sacred words in my Notebook.
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Perhaps the best rap artist of all time. Sings the hit single "For The Shorty's". Is in fact a cow who sings in order to accomplish a brilliant scheme that will eventually help him pay for his rented patio furniture which he broke because he is a fat cow.
Damn, have you heard that awesome new song from Sir Loin?
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