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any person that feeds off of skateboarding culture for social status or sees a relation between how cool someone looks and, how good they skate. these people mostly shop at Journey's Pacsun and Tilly's posers usually wear merchandise from Etnies, DC, Nike 6.0, Element and some vans. the typical poser, when confronted with the oppurtunity to ride a skateboard, switches out their dirtiest shoes so the others dont get dirty. If you suck at skating or havent skated in a while, your not a poser as long as you enjoy the activity and its culture unlike posers who disrespect skateboarding and see as a style and not a way of life
Skate Poser walks into a skate shop, Poser: do you guys sell DC shoes. Skater: no way we have fallens Poser: never mind those are ugly.
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Shoes (most of the time skateboard shoes) with torn laces, blown out toe, holes in the soles, fraying stich lines and perhaps Shoe Goo
Person A) Wow look at that boys shoes!
Person B) yeah he's got some real skate foot going on there.
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Any one who thinks some skaters are gay because of the brand of clothing they r wearing. They usually suck and give other skaters shit to cover up the fact that they suck. they also usually brag about what they can do and then cant do it when you ask to see it. Some Skate Posers wear skate stuff but dont skate.
Skate Poser: Dude i Tre flipped 12 Stairs the other day
Skater: Really lets See it
Skate Poser: nah Im too tired
Skater: Nice Lakais do you skate in them
Skate Poser: Nah I dont skate i just wear them so people think im cool
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Anyone who never has the money to go do something in your clique then borrows that money promising they'll pay you back but not doing so still one year later. Not to be confused with cheap skateBroke skates don't have money like a cheap skate.
Friend 1 : Hey let's invite Terry to go with us.
Friend 2: Fuck that he's a broke skate he still hasn't paid me back and it's going on a year.
Friend 3: Yeah fuck him he can mooch off Kegan.
Friend 4: By mooch you mean blow.
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When you have sexual intercourse with a promiscuous, often ignorant and impoverished, woman and leave as soon as you are finished.
"Gross, you had sex with her?"
Liam replied, "It was just a skank and skate. Got get my rocks of somehow."
"You should get checked for STD's"
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a girl who only dates skateboarders even though she cant skate at all herself and most likely is not intersted in learning.
Heyy, look at those skate sluts watching us across the street.
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A ritual where your teachers take your phone, put it in a coffin, put roller skates on on it and kick it down the stairs into a pentagram. They then start chanting words spoken in the unknown language of rehcaet which happens to be english spoken backwards which may explain why rehcaet is teacher backwards. If the sacrifice (the phone) is accepted demons will rise and burn the phone exploding the batteries.
Or maybe the person just sucks at spelling and it auto corrects to coffinskate
Man I hate it when teachers coffin skate your phone.
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