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skeeter-hawk

Nickname for a guy named Scott.

I'm goin' over to skeeter-hawk's to slam back some Pibbers!

by ScottayDammit October 21, 2007


skeeter meat

A man who has a small, thin, and short penis. Similar to a male mosquito's (Skeeter) genitalia.

Girl 1: Did you have fun with Greg last night?
Girl 2: Kind of. We went to the fair, then out to dinner, but...
Girl 1: But what?
Girl 2: He took me to his house, we started to make love and he had skeeter meat :(

by Ritch850 August 27, 2019


skeeter meat

When a man has a small, short, and thin penis.

Girl 1: How was your night with Greg?
Girl 2: Oh he was great! Took me out to the fair, then to dinner. But....
Girl 1: But what?
Girl 2: He had skeeter meat :(

by Ritch850 August 27, 2019


skeeter tracks

drops of sperm left on a bed or other surface after having sex.

Oh man, someone got laid and left skeeter tracks all over the bed.

by DATL December 5, 2008


skeeter bridges

when an all black guy has no butt...even though it should come naturally.

Andrew Cummins is a black guy whose granny calls him skeeter bridges.

by Virgina Simmons. October 7, 2008


Mud skeeter

Another word for mud cricket. See definition

Best if used with a country accent

Damn mud skeeter was hanging off the side of his truck.

by Cherpollake June 24, 2017


Skeeter Parker

Someone who shoots figurative webs of cum, either often or in great quantity

Whoa, take it easy there, Skeeter Parker! Save some jizz for the hookers in Reno

by Richard Penis November 5, 2019