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When your partner rubs their nose into your juicy fart while giving you a nut hummer from the rear while you yell SKEET SKEET!. (Aka-The skidder)
I rode my ol ladies face while getting a dirty skeeter last night
When a dueshbag is sitting with a group of friends, and everyone is talking to each other and theres the one person who when they are so into thier phone, that they seem to ignore any questions and then respond 5 mins later to something totally different than they were just asked.
I was talking to Ron at the party, but he was skeetering so much that he didnt even know i was talking to him
Nickname for a guy named Scott.
I'm goin' over to skeeter-hawk's to slam back some Pibbers!
drops of sperm left on a bed or other surface after having sex.
Oh man, someone got laid and left skeeter tracks all over the bed.
A man who has a small, thin, and short penis. Similar to a male mosquito's (Skeeter) genitalia.
Girl 1: Did you have fun with Greg last night?
Girl 2: Kind of. We went to the fair, then out to dinner, but...
Girl 1: But what?
Girl 2: He took me to his house, we started to make love and he had skeeter meat :(
When a man has a small, short, and thin penis.
Girl 1: How was your night with Greg?
Girl 2: Oh he was great! Took me out to the fair, then to dinner. But....
Girl 1: But what?
Girl 2: He had skeeter meat :(