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a hippie who resides in a northwestern US ski town. typcal characteristics inlude the obvious passion for skiing or snowboarding, though they are not seen at higher priced ski areas as they cant afford the lift tickets. they typically are in their 20s to early 30s,possess a college education but work in low paying jobs, drive a subaru(no exceptions) Ski hippies are most commonly found in Bozeman, MT
ski hippie says to fellow ski hippie i just smoked a bowl lets go ski the bowl (bridger Bowl)
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one who works for low pay in exchange for benefits for example free skipasses or the coveted multi area season's pass as well as good deals on gear. as always the best things in life are free. this type usually supports itself in the off season by planting trees or other things sometimes in the bathroom/attic. occasionally these people will engage in activities to simulate skiing ie dragiing your buddy behind an f350 down a dirt road on 206 dynamic skis and a water ski rope
bill w. is such a ski bum he is a 32 year old ski tuner/"farmer" whose life consists of only two things skiing and waiting to go skiing.
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A particularly fascinating breed of athletes. They speed the majority of the time freezing their asses off in especially cold weather in tight speed suits designed to make them faster, but may cause them to die of hypothermia. Those who are student athletes and attend academies often race and train non stop all winter and spend too much money on camps in the offseason. Academy kids are also used to spending days in crowded vans and living off gas station snacks or the occasional treat to gas station subway. It is difficult to score good points as the competition are often very close within the same seconds. The sport itself may be one of the most expensive and difficult sports out there, making the athletes even crazier for doing it. The parents who are willing to fund their athlete and stand in the cold temps to watch are their own breed. But in the end ski racers are badass, sick human beings so if you ever have the chance to meet one do not waste the opportunity you lucky son of a bitch.
Coach its ten below can we not go full strip?
*aggressively sips coffee from portable mug* YAH A FUKIN SKI RACER DON'T BE A PUSSY
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The act of sitting in a dark room naked and giving hand jobs to your left and right.
Did you hear about Jodie? Apparently she wants to go nude skiing with Lewis and Ege!
Usually just called "poaching", ski poaching refers to skiing or riding in closed areas.
Although closed areas are usually closed for good reason (ie: avalanche risk, etc), they are also often closed because they are deemed too dangerous for tourists (read: lawsuit). However, locals often enjoy and know how to ride these areas "safely" and will do so regardless... hence poaching
"I got caught poaching by patrol"
- meaning "I was caught snowboard/ski poaching by the ski patrol"
When a girl is positioned in the middle of two guys and she proceeds to jack them both off.
Dude, Derek and I were rollin with this chick the other night and she ended up skiing the moguls.
1) to have a maniac obessesion with sking-whether snow or water.
Steven has ski mania because he was unwilling to slalom ski last night because "the lake wasn't like glass."