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A nickname for the idiot known as Skip Bayless, mainly used anytime he says something fucking stupid about Steph Curry or LeBron James, or the NBA in general.
Skip: "LeBron is not top 5 all time!!!!!"
Me: Ugh, Skip Brainless moment
This is a life-hack, in which a messed up person will act like they have a disability in order to skip long lines. It is best used at theme parks when it’s a busy day, and you have a medium to large group of people who want to get to the front. In order to get the full effect, the person should never be out of character
Bailey:I just rode the new roller coaster and only had to wait 2 minutes!
Andrew: No way, I had to wait 10 hours.
Bailey: My cousin just used a tard skip, and they let us right on
When you do something socially unacceptable because you forget that there are people around. This is anything dumb that you would only do when you're alone, except you do it in public for everyone to point and laugh at you.
Scratching your balls in public is an example of skipping the flump
Person 1: Dude, stop scratching your balls in public
Person 2: Sorry, i just skipped the flump
To leave, to exit, to bail. As in "Let's skip to K and get the hell out of here."
From a joke about naming the various vitamins by stand-up comic Demitri Martin. As if you had misjudged and now need to shamefacedly bail out on your pathetic attempt.
Okay, well... actually, this party is way awkie. Let's just skip to K, okay?
A slang named used for a gun, primarily in Chicago
Go grab the woo skip, we gonna bust at these kings
sleeping for such a long time that you miss the a.m. of an entire day.
Fred planned to skip the a.m. and succeeded when he fell asleep at 11 p.m. and woke up at 1 p.m. the next day.
when someone hits something with their car and quickly drives away before they are caught instead of taking ownership their hit. Another word for hit and run.
also a word to describe a hit and run.
"Yo! I left my car on the street last night and woke up to a hit and skip! "
"Instead of contacting the business owner, Deliah decided to hit and skip after she backed into a store window."
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