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person who eats a girl out and she bleeds on his nose
Last night, i got a sloppy joe from my girlfriend.
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shit in a girls mouth and fuck it until you cum into her throat making her throw up all over your dick then you put your dick in her butt and have her shit on it and then slide it into her vagina....after your finished again look at her and go mmmHELLOOO!!!! LIONO WHAT R U DOING!!
Dude i came in your sisters mouth and then i put it in her ass and came again, giving her a sloppy joe with cream.
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When your girl is spitting on your dick and starts thrusting rapidly till you cum everywhere but, she quickly slurps and takes the excess and attempts/ succeeds wiping it all over your fucking arm.
"Mary why the fuck did you just give me an Armenian Sloppy Joe, I can't fucking move a muscle my arm is so sticky and potent with the smell of my semen"
"After I slipped it into her ass she jacked me off rough and sexy then took the pool of cum and gave me a Armenian Sloppy Joe"
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When she eats a sloppy joe and immediately gives you head.
broooo, cady just gave me the sloppiest sloppy sloppy joe toppy backstage at she kills monsters
The unexpected act of receiving oral to your anus with a suspect wipe - resulting in an unwanted deposit on your partners tongue.
I started making out with this Peruvian chick, and next thing I know I'm getting a New Jersey Sloppy Joe.
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When a male defecates into a female's mouth, who then proceeds to fellate the male with a mouthful of excrement.
Not even the Germans, with their infinite scheizer porn, were ready for the Sloppy Joe Pickle Pumper.
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I could really go for a slideways sloppy joe or a tuna casserole....pink taco?
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