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A more superior/senior sloth (Human who has sloth similar sloth likes) who has mastered the skills of being lazy, slow & laid back lifestyle that a sloth does while living in a tree, Someone who is living the sloth life has taken many years to fine-tune the art of doing absolutely nothing but having the appearance that shits getting done. Not a minute goes past where they are in a rush to do something or go somewhere, a senior sloth has very minimal care while he or she kicks back and enjoys life for what very little they feel like doing.
Not anyone live the Sloth Life overnight, there is no book to read or guidance to follow from a teacher.. You will not receive a medal or even reconise it straight away once you’re living the sloth life, but once you are all you need to worry about is where is your next meal coming from & whose bringing it too you.
The List is endless what a sloth can do when living the sloth life but i'm also a sloth so i think thats enough typing for this week.
They look like they're living the sloth life
What do you like it would be like to live the sloth life
When did you start living the sloth life
The Sloth Life is .... uhmmm ... just better than being a sloth.
Senior Sloth is classed as living the Sloth Life
someone who enjoys lying their entire mass upon a radiator, similar to the way a sloth would lie in a tree.....soaking up the heat
look at that radiator sloth, what a lazy cunt!
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Big boobs that hang on a girl usually goes by the name of Brianna
Damn Brianna got some sloth titties
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def;- an act of just lazying around, an act of indolence , moving around clumsily or lazily.
: I was actually busy with other things, not just slothing around..
: I did nothing worthwhile today, just spent the day slothing around..
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No that guy not an Mod, skinhead, or Emo his just a sloth
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One who masters all characteristics and values of a sloth.
A Sloth Master is usually slow, unwilling, angry, selfish, sleeps until late afternoon, is not up for more than 4 hours a day, is a big fan of self-engorgment, loves money, flirts often with no success and smells like a baby seal or even a sausage that has been left out for too long. A sloth Master also is a big fan of Sloth's and beleive in the prophecy that one day Sloths will rule the world.
A Sloth Master's habitat consists of a bed, TV, a refrigerator and perhaps a toilet if the Sloth Master has enough energy to get to it and use it.
Jones: Hey charlie do you remember that guy that hasent left his apartment for 5 years and then screamed for 2 hours at pedestrians that one day sloths will rule the world?
Charlie: Yea, then he got in a fight with a hobo because the hobo wasn't slow enough for his liking. What a Sloth Master.
Mum: Hey Bob it is 5pm get up!
Sloth Master: Mum i said dont wake me up early! Now get me some food now! Can't you see im wasting away?
Mum: What a lazy bastard.
Sloth Master: WHAT WAS THAT?
mum: i said ALL HAIL SLOTHS!
Sloth Master: thats what i thought you said, useless!
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When one human is having sex with another human, the top "the tree" will be on hands and knees while the "sloth" hangs limply with their legs wrapped around the trees trunk (waist) and their arms wrapped around the trees neck with clawed hands. (Tree can use one arm to hold sloth;tree does all the work, sloth does sloth like things)
When your girls tired and you say "Hey baby dont worry, we can do it sloth style"
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