Purp Slurp

An alcoholic beverage containing UV Blue, Pink Lemonade, and Fruit Punch. The name comes from the unique purple color. Add almost equal amounts of UV Blue and Pink Lemonade, then a splash of fruit punch.

"Hey what's that awesome looking drink you got there?"

"It's a Purp Slurp."

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shimmy slurp

The act of ejaculating inside a woman then proceeding to suck the seimen out in a sick form of cunnilingus.
A nasty variation of snowballing

- When he did his cousin, he totally shimmy slurped her!
- DUDE!! THATS NASTY!!I just threw up a little!!

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slurp-the-salami

To give a blowjob

*Girl gives Boy blowjob unbeknownst to the fact their 2 year old daughter is still awake*
*Daughter sees mommy saying yoohoo to daddy's hoohoo*
*Girl tells reddit about this*
ten-year-old : "For Christ's sake, why on earth wouldn't one of you go check to see if she actually WAS asleep first before you started playing slurp-the-salami???"

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slurp a jerp

To suck off a jewish douche bag

if a jew is acting like an asshole or a douche bag to you and you still decide to suck him off, slurp a jerp is what you have done

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Pudding Slurp

An act involving two people where one flips the other upside down leaving there anus in the air. It is then the flipper sucks the anus while excrements are being expelled.

John gave a pudding slurp to Mary last night.

Mary loves to pudding slurp her partners.

Im going to pudding slurp you.

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slurp the glurp

Verb: The act of sucking the semen off of a mans erect penis directly after he ejaculated in your rectum.

I totally got that dirty street whore to slurp the glurp when I finished.

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Butt Slurp

The ability of ones self to intake substances via the anal cavitity. This is achieved through letting out a turtle head (the tip of feacial excretion from the shitebox) and proceeding to rub the turtle head in the desired substance, i.e, cocaine. The turtle head is then pulled back into the body through a series of anal contractions. This can be a difficult process, but for analy bombarded sluts and gayboys, it proves no challenge.

mate i have a few grams of cocaine, you up for some butt slurping ?

Yes mate it will be easy after the deep anal pentetration i recieved from my peadophile uncle earlier today. Although you may have trouble with your watertight virgin asshole, you straight mother fucker !!!

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