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What you find under a fat person's neck.
When grandma comes to visit my job is to clean her slurpy dough.
When a man shits inside a woman's Vag and proceeds to have coitus with her and then goes down on her after to clean her out.
I gave some chick an Alabama Slurpie last night worse mistake of my life.
Noun. The jiz prize given to a woman to reward her for a good hummer.
"Hey honey, want a Vanilla Slurpy?"
"Okay, I guess it IS hummer week."
Performing an intense blowjob on a guy.
More than anything, Barry was known for his ability to slurpy slobber on other guys.
"Hey what are you doing tomorrow?"
"Eh nothin much just doing some Turkey Slurpy"
The ArmaPH 'Slurpy' or just 'The Slurpy' is a viscous concoction Nullblank force feeds medics and the wounded as he believes it's jam-packed with nutrients needed by the average infantry man to continue fighting, and for the wounded to quickly recover.
The ingredients needed to blend 'The Slurpy' are as follows:
- 1 Large bag of saline solution (Fresh from the bags)
- Half a cup of Mabini's Cowper's Fluid, that's been tainted brown due to excessive and constant ejaculation. This one is very hard to get in it's purest form as Mabini's sperm often taints even the first drop. See Medic manual on methods of extraction and purification.
- Period from a female blizzard employee.
- blood from the wounds of the victims from Charlie Hebdo's Office attack.
"Null gimmie the 'Slurpy' brother" - Darasum
"What the fuck?" - Mabini