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Smear the Queer

A homophobic (though not always overtly so) name for a rather homoerotic game.

Example: Billy didn't mind being the queer, in fact he enjoyed being dogpiled by the other boys.

Note: While often thought of as a "boy's game" I personally have seen girls playing Smear the Queer, though I don't recall ever seeing a co-ed game; which really just hightens the feel of homoerotisism.

by hbgnmsjyhgfgdxf January 11, 2009

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Prawn Smear

A prawn is a guy or girl with a hot body but really ugly face.

A prawn smear is when you are so disgusted by their face that you take a shit and smear it all over their face during the act of love making, allowing you to do your business without having to look at them.

Last night, I met a prawn with the body of a greek god, and a face that no words can describe. While having sex, i was so appalled by his face that i had no choice but to prawn smear him.

by Mike the Cougar June 3, 2011

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The Magical Smear

When near a large pane of glass such as a patio door, preferably with an audience of any size on the opposite side, pull your junk out of your pants and slap it on the glass, smashing it as hard as you can without causing pain, and then proceed to slide back and forth on the glass, smearing your cock and balls to and fro so it changes into all kinds magical configurations. Always a favorite party trick!

The Magical Smear Ricky performed at the party was noteworthy. The different configurations of his unit were hilarious!

by RickyTodd September 17, 2009

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Pabst Smeared

1.The state of being intoxicated, hammered, or drunk from Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.

2.The messy bowel movement resulting from the previous night's binge of Pabst Blue Ribbon.

My friend Sammy lost his job so tonight he's getting Pabst Smeared.

by BAF JAF November 13, 2013

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scat smear

The act of defecating and smearing it all over oneself or another body; may or may not including putting it in ones mouth or other orfices.

Johnny scat smear (ed) all over and into Lydia's mouth.

by Agnam February 20, 2015

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Satan Smear

Opposite of "Devine Brown"; a shit which can not be wiped by conventional toilet paper-mediated methods. Often times followed by an insidious itch as the stomach acid erodes your asshole.

I ate my friends 3-day old indian food that he left on the counter and I had a Satan Smear for the next 3 days. Now my ass itches, because of the residual stomach acid left behind on my asshole because I couldn't wipe it because it kept seeping out

by satansmear April 14, 2011

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Pap Smear

When a girl gives a dude head, uses her teeth, and makes him sore for the next few days.

Hey Billy, be careful with her! Cause that chick totally gave me a Pap Smear last night!

by joshdamigo February 5, 2009

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