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The activity in which people free from sensual desire, especially in a relationship between two persons of the opposite sex go out and get a smoothie together. This activity is in no way, shape, or form considered, "cheating" if one of the persons has a significant other.
Hockey Player: "Hey you want to go get a smoothie?"
Dancer Girl: "Yeah, but won't my boyfriend get mad that we're spending time together?"
Hockey Player: "No, we're just going to get a Platonic Smoothie, it's not like it's a date or anything!"
Dancer Girl: "Awesome! Let's Go!"
When you eat out a Mexican girl on her period.
“Yo dude, last night this girl I hooked up with was on her period but I had myself a good old Mexican Smoothie.”
A sexual act using lube, crushed ice and optional fruit flavours.
I filled our lass with lube, crushed ice and went balls deep so hard and fast I named it the smoothie maker.
Too grab each other's private parts in such a manor to cause arouse.
We're just grabbing smoothies.
Brazilian Smoothie is a dating jargon that commonly refers to Brazilian men that are very smooth when comes to dating with women.
Brazilian men often being perceived to have natural abilities when comes to hook up with women. They started picking up women in their teenager years, and gradually they get very good in their 20s and 30s. While the Caucasians were studying to become scientists, doctors and lawyers.
"Hey, you see that blond over there? She's hot. Go talk to her!"
"Naaaa, I don't think I can do it. I'm not a Brazilian Smoothie."
The act in which a man vomits and shits in a woman's vagina or asshole and then penetrates it. After he fucks her vagina for about 5 minutes, he then sucks it out and spits it onto her tits and into her mouth. If it is spit into the mouth, she gargles it.
Dude, this escort did the Brazilian Smoothie with me and it was so gross.
When you take all your disgusting school good and make it into some kind of gross smoothie in a bag.
Holy shit mike that looks like a good school smoothie!!