sneak freak

A person that enjoys, wears, or collects sneakers.

Raekwon "Sneakers":

"...Who wear it all I'm an addidas freak
Multi thousand pair sneak freak..."

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Sneak a Peek

(v.) To look in one's locker room (generally female) and sneak a peek of the goods.

Charles decided that for his 52nd birthday, he would go into the girls locker room at the Y and sneek a peek.

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sneak attack

Really awesome move where you bang a chic in the ass, and just before you cum, pull out and spit on her neck. Innocently thinking you finished, she turns around, just in time for you to nail her in the face.

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greek sneak

To fuck somebody else in the ass, usually without warning. Can be used both literally and figuratively.

"Oops, I missed!!! Sorry, honey. Didn't mean to pull the greek sneak on ya."

"So I was bidding on this thing, thought I had it,... then some dude pulled a greek sneak on me and grabbed it at the last second!"

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Sneak in men

Said by only the greatest of men , only the holy ones. Used to tell people to simply walk into a room but said with a bit of swag

Metters: sneak in men

Sneak Stream

When a man fails to angle his penis correctly whilst in the seated position on a toilet leading to a stream of urine sneaking out from between the rim of the toilet bowl and the underside of the seat.

A rarer yet significant mechanism by which a man misses the bowl, often going unnoticed until clothing is fully saturated.

"I had to go home because the back of my legs were drenched by my own sneak stream"

"If the guy before me hadn't been wearing headphones and browsing Instagram on his phone, perhaps he would have done more to prevent his sneak stream flooding this bathroom"

Sneak-Attext

When someone sends you a text pointing out something that's wrong or doesn't quite fit in the scenario, but at the same time you act as if you never got a text because it's rather personal.

Yo we were on the bus with this guy we just met and he was a little too social, so my friend Novian sent me a sneak-attext saying not to mention where we were headed off to when we got off. If he were to follow us, things would've gotten real awkward.