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you snooze, you lose

an expression which states that anyone will miss out on a great opportunity if they don't remain aware or open to communication.

"I tried to call you about those concert tickets, but there was no answer...guess you were still crashed out.... so I took Marsha instead.
We had an awesome time, both at the show AND afterwards! :)"

"oh well, you snooze you lose I guess."

by hipster February 5, 2005

515πŸ‘ 71πŸ‘Ž


Ted Cruz Booze Snooze

When one consumes an excessive amount of beer prior to unintentionally falling asleep. The victim then awakens in a completely diverse setting and scenario, having no recollection or memory of the past night. Said person may even be in another state or country than they had last recalled.

"I heard Patrick attended Douglas' party in Orlando last night. He took a heavy Ted Cruz Booze Snooze and now I hear he's in Michigan at a seven year old's birthday party."

"Niiiice."

by HeveStarvey March 20, 2016

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Raccoon snooze juicer

A raccoon snooze juicer is when someone is mouth fucked by a stuffed raccoon with a sausage attached for a penis. Traditionally a room full of out of state strangers films it but it can be done without

Kenny passed out early and got a raccoon snooze juicer from the neighbors.

by Heather Swanson March 29, 2023

4πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


u snooze u lose

If U don't take care of ur love--U lose ur love

Don't pay attention to ur girl--wife- whatever--they walk away--for they think U don't love them--U snooze u lose

by Rick R. Kroger June 12, 2010

5πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


snooze tampon

Mainly used on females who are clumsy. Similar to a tampon that doesn’t suck it all up.

Ugh, Rebecca, stop acting like such a

snooze tampon!

by Dirty Rascal March 25, 2018


baby snooze

a snooze that is within the time limit of 15 minutes, many times not even a snooze at all, just a closing of the eyes to block out any ignance in the room, or other rooms close by, can be taken at any time of the day/night, on any piece of furniture, even a computer chair

Kyle: Quit being ignant.

Alex: F*** off I'm taking a baby snooze..

by highflyincondor February 11, 2011


cock snooze

When someone gently wakes up a male by placing your hand (palm down) over his penis and unknowingly softly squeezing his cock and ballz while whispering wake up..

Cock snooze

by Impento June 22, 2014