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yo whitey, you want some of this peruvian snowflake? Real good stuff, melts at like 180 degrees.
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The Queen of Snowflakes is responsible for every snowstorm in North America. She is rumored to be a redhead with a temper that can be roused by any perceived transgression against her, either real or imagined. To her loyal subjects she occasionally grants respite from her white plague.
Guess the Queen of Snowflakes is pissed, there's a foot of the white crap out there this morning!
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What happens when snowflakes are underestimated.
The Women's March was a snowflake avalanche.
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A person obnoxiously self-entitled and self-righteous based on their personal traits (e.g. gender, sexual or dietary preference). Special Snowlakes are widely known for deeming their own set of features superior to the uniform mass around them.
The term comes from the obvious fact, that every snowflake is unique in pattern, thus calling one of them special based on uniqueness is as senseless, as calling a person special for having a unique set of fingerprints.
A: As a femme boy I can have an opinion on women's clothing, and you can't! Have you ever worn a skirt?
B: Aaaaaaand... here we see a perfect exemplar of Special Snowflake species. Look at him feigning PTSD, opression and whatever!
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A non-denominational winter celebration, created after the U.N. abolished Religiously holidays. Snowflake Day is distinguished by the exchange of care-satchels, the ceremonial lighting of the snow man, and the celebratory Snowflake Day cabbage-patch dance. Traditional foods include lamb tacos, bite-size weiners, and jerky balls. The central figure of the holiday is Snowflake Jake, a cheery pirate who gives spices upon spices to good little boys and girls, traveling the world on a pirate ship. Children listen for the cannonballs that signal his arrival.
Jolly Snowflake day Joan! Would you like a bite of my lamb taco? It's just not Snowflake Day without a lamb taco!
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Children being spoiled by parents who refuse to take any responsibility for raising said children, and who then attempt to blame anyone and everyone around them for their child's poor development.
The mother sued the school because her precious snowflake failed all her classes, despite all the studying said snowflake didn't do, instead going to parties till 3 am every weeknight.
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A "sickness" a person gets when they call in to work on a day that it snows, when they aren't really sick.
It's supposed to snow 6 to 8 inches tomorrow, so 7 drivers decided to call in sick. They must have snowflake flu.