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Sober as a fox

When one isn't willing to admit drunkenness, hence they express that they're sober as a fox. The fox denotes that they can remain streamlined and sly about their condition, when in fact they are more drunk than they are willing to admit.

Mom: "Tommy, have you been drinking tonight?"
Tommy: "Nah ma, I'm sober as a fox."

by Foxy-dude September 10, 2010

13๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


sober face

Walking, talking, acting like a normal citizen at the necessary time to the best of your abilities when you are drunk as all Hell.

Shut up and put on your sober face. Cops are parked right around the corner.

Nobody knew how wasted I was during my speech...my sober face had them fooled

by Uncleruck April 26, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


sober hang

a sober hang is a hang-out or catch-up with an individual that you met whilst drunk. often making out or other acts of drunken passion were involved in this night of drunk introduction. sober hangs are avoided by bro's at any cost.

the "pregaming" of the sober-hang is a good way to set the illusion that one is a genuinely caring human, hanging out with your new friend sober, whilst actually avoiding the awkwardness that 'sobreity' can cause after a night of extreme inebriation.

melissa: sober hang today?
kallum: nah can't today sorry, you out tonight d00d?

by saturbaby August 30, 2010

22๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


sober virgin

The term used for someone who has never had sex whilst not being sober or under the influence of drugs.

A:'So have you lost your virginity'
B:'I have had sex seven time but i am still a sober virgin'

by Boz Fozter March 12, 2006

26๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


sober sex

The act of sex, free of all mind altering substances.

Just for a change, we did sober sex!

by Ipsofacto March 7, 2012

19๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


sober as dover

Sober as Dover

Steven mate how pissed are you?

Sober as Dover my friend, sober as Dover

by Dyhcyin December 14, 2017

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sober Vision

The feeling that you are still sober (by the by, you aren't), while being more talkative, loud, and uninhibited.

Cause of sober vision: not drinking enough to actually reach the next level of hammered, or you've had a drop too much i suppose. Your opinion of the cause may vary based on what day of the week it is, and your level of alcoholism.

How to be diagnosed: there is no known way to self diagnose sober vision while it is occurring. A friend who is not drunk needs to be there to tell if you're afflicted with sober vision. Once full sobriety is achieved (after breakfast / lunch the next day) you may look back and realize that you were possibly quite a bit drunker than you originally thought you were.

When your debate with that guy escalated into mindless shouting I realized you were sober visioning.

by Hobo-KN October 31, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž