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A male masturbation game where the players beat off around a biscuit. The winner is the first person to ejaculate while the loser has to eat the semen laced biscuit.
It is also what a Sky News reporter would choose to say when a biscuit factory floods.
1. Lads, I have some Digestives, who wants a game of soggy biscuit?
2. Over there as we can see, the famous McVitie's factory. Lots of soggy biscuits.
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When you are having anal sex and blow your load inside, the recipient of your load is considered to have a soggy bottom.
"I heard Paul say that Mary has a soggy bottom."
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Mel and Sue watched in horror as Paul told Mary how much of a soggy bottom she had.
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"Why is Noel walking so funny?"
"I think Prue gave him a soggy bottom."
"I hope there's no leakage."
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When you are sad and your methaphorical mittens become drenched with your tears of sorrow.
Oh, Lauren has soggy mittens from not being able to leave work early.
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when one wears a sweatshirt and sweatpants, typically at the beach. established in Avalon, New Jersey.
Vinny: Wow, Joe wore sweatpants and a sweatshirt to the party.
Billy: What a soggy seagull
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A soggy bitch is a girl who is bitter, annoying, and and interrupts every sentence you make. She isn't just a bitch, she's a SOGGY bitch. Therefore, she is like a wet dog: inconvenient and hard to ignore.
"Ugh mom you are such a soggy bitch!"
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A game where a group of men (at least 2) stand in a circle around a cookie placed on the floor in the middle. They then have a race to see who can cum on the cookie the fastest. The last person to ejaculate on the cookie must eat it. Works best when participants are drunk and hungry.
Yo, dude, we played soggy cookie last night and I won! I feel bad for Jimmy, though. He lost. I think he's in therapy right now.
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A tissue filled with hand sanitizer, often used to peg at one's colleauges.
Bro you better stfu or else I'll peg a Soggy Jemmima at you