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When you are sad and your methaphorical mittens become drenched with your tears of sorrow.
Oh, Lauren has soggy mittens from not being able to leave work early.
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when one wears a sweatshirt and sweatpants, typically at the beach. established in Avalon, New Jersey.
Vinny: Wow, Joe wore sweatpants and a sweatshirt to the party.
Billy: What a soggy seagull
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A soggy bitch is a girl who is bitter, annoying, and and interrupts every sentence you make. She isn't just a bitch, she's a SOGGY bitch. Therefore, she is like a wet dog: inconvenient and hard to ignore.
"Ugh mom you are such a soggy bitch!"
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A game where a group of men (at least 2) stand in a circle around a cookie placed on the floor in the middle. They then have a race to see who can cum on the cookie the fastest. The last person to ejaculate on the cookie must eat it. Works best when participants are drunk and hungry.
Yo, dude, we played soggy cookie last night and I won! I feel bad for Jimmy, though. He lost. I think he's in therapy right now.
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A tissue filled with hand sanitizer, often used to peg at one's colleauges.
Bro you better stfu or else I'll peg a Soggy Jemmima at you
When you coat your penis in crushed pepper and participate in sexual intercourse.
Ethan: What’s the wildest thing you’ve done in bed?
Bartholomew: Definitely when I gave my girl a Soggy Samuel.
Ethan: No way! How did you get her to agree with that?
Bartholomew: I didn’t say she agreed.
When one’s friends soak one’s head whilst slumbering.
Randy woke up with another Soggy Noggin after his pals Larry and Plimpton peed on his head all night while he was sleeping!!!
(Soooo hawt!)