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I’ve been very NAUGHTY, I NEED you to SPANK ME!
Put the Hand-Cuffs on Me. Pull My Pants and Panties Down. Pull Me across Your
Knees, Secure Me In Place, Lock Your Leg
Around Me. Grab that Big Old Wooden
Bath Brush, and paddle Me , very Hard
And very long because I Deserve It! Start
With HARD Slow Strikes, getting HARDER AND FASTER IN FLURRIES.. just to see Me
Dance..Set My ASS On FIRE. Don’t Stop before You Have Me Squirming and Wiggling and Begging You to Stop, Feet KICKING, PLEADING For MERCY, Telling You how SORRY I AM.. Crying REAL TEARS!
You BELIEVE ME ..BUT TELL ME THIS IS WHEN THE REAL PUNISHMENT BEGINS!
You Continue with Several More Sets of Flurries About Twenty in s Set Sixty or So.
You Announce that Part One is Over Now,
Go Stand in the Corner for Ten Minutes..
Part Two will begin Then.. and Your getting another Fifty bent over the Couch,
This Time with the LONG TAWSE!!
I’ve been very NAUGHTY, I NEED you to SPANK ME!
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To suffer a public “telling off” on a social network site.
An admonishment by parent for social networking while you should be doing college work.
Example cyber spank: “Now get off Facebook and go and do some revision xxx”
To have masturbated so much one is literally sexually exhausted, or at least temporarily not interested in sex.
To Peter's surprise, his date wanted to hook up, however he was spanked out from watching porn the night before.
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Smacking a Yankee hater with your penis in a show of dominance. Can be done in private or in front of a large group and may or may not also be followed up with a good teabagging.
My hoe said she preferred the Red Sox, so I had to Yankee spank a bitch.
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The exceedingly rare state of having an overdrawn account at one's local spank bank. Such a tragedy can be caused by making constant withdrawals without the foresight to make any deposits. This state is usually temporary as the realization that one's account is overdrawn is immediate and there is abundant material ripe for deposit on the interwebs.
'I heard Orren had a mean case of "Spank Bankruptcy" the other day.'
"Oh yeah? What happened?"
"I think he was taken aback at first but I'm sure he just browsed the grade 9 section of the yearbook a bit and got right back on the horse"
"Attaboy O-Dog"
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A variety of spanking indulged in by arty types. The spankee coats his arse with oil paints of many colours and bends over a sculpture of Shakespeare. The spanker then larrups the spankees paint-smeared buttocks with a palette or rolled-up canvas. The gleeful yelpings of the spankees are often recorded and sold in art shops as "Sounds to inspire you".
That fellow with the easel has quite a limp. Aubrey.
Yes. I think you'll find he's been the spankee in some Briggsy spanking.
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A sophisticated, yet raunchy term for hard liquor, beer, wine, or any combination of alcoholic beverages. The term can be spliced and used accordingly.
Todd: I need John to go to the store and pick me up some Liver Spank.
Gerald: So Gerard. What are you doing this fine evening?
Gerard: It appears I will be Spanking my Liver.
Gerald: I didn't think you had any Liver Spank left!
Gerard: No no. I have plenty of Liver Spank to Spank your Liver with. Would you care to join me?
Gerald: That would be smashing!