n. The language of virgins.
People who use leet-speak will never get laid.
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lag speak is when you are attempting to speak online through voice chat and your internet is extremely shit so those you are speaking to can barely understand you.
Person 1: Hey what's up?
Person 2: Noonthhtinnigg muumchhc.
Person 1: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Person 2: Whhwatta yooyuu taatlkklinnigg abbaouuott?
Person 1: Stop speaking lag speak. Your internet is shit.
the art of speaking in a slow and at times sarcastic tone. Often occurs within 'alternative' or 'greebonic' groups of society. uses old words that make a sentence amusing
person a: "yo my bretherin, this grotto speak we have invented be'ith funky and shit."
Person b: "aye, tiz my bretherin, no let us enjoy to go to a party, word"
(adv) according to the finding through a personal research surfing on Google,
Mr. Curious Asian: do you have any idea about the Kukis? (referring to the Kuki ethnic people in NE India)
Asian Googlion: (clearing his throat) uhmm.. googly speaking, cookies are small, often encrypted text files, located in browser directories. They are used by web developers to help users navigate their websites efficiently and perform certain functions. Due to their core role of enhancing/enabling usability or site processes, disabling cookies may prevent users from using certain websites... and.. uh...
Mr. Curious Asian: defacately, yeah.. i know, Mr. Google Smart. I'm talkin' about the non-cookied kooky Kukis from NE India. Got it?
Asian Googlion: derp! hell knows!
Syntax that simps and little children when texting online. Common phrases include "yeo", "skull emoji", and cutting words in half with dashes.
"yeo cum here girl we finna do sum or wha-"
Man cut out that alex speak.
It means to means to type/ talk to text , so fast that no one understands what you said. Also must include horrible punctuation.
It cant ne. on the. spot has to be natural
Oh, she is loyal speak
Telling the truth. Telling it as it is. Spitting facts.
TONY: All I am saying is, if you look at the big picture, he is a fraud.
RALPH: Damn, Tony speaking the bible!