yelper special

Preparing a dish and then spreading "boogers" and "Cum" on it before serving it to a customer that demands special treatment due to the fact that they think they are a food critic because they use YELP.

Waiter: "I'm gonna need another Yelper Special!"
Chef: "No problem, heres one with extra cum!"
Waiter:"Thanks, those Yelpers are such assholes!"

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olson special

a sexual favor in which a girl rides a dick very nicely and then sucks it dry.

damn you heard about that olson special?
yeah i got one and couldn't pee for a week.

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ghetto special

Deficate into a "hoodrats" mouth, and then recieve oral sex from the same "hoodrat" while she still has the fecal matter in her mouth, acting as a lubricant.

"Yo Darnell, you know that hoodrat Monique,i gave her a ghetto special last night"

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special sock

A sock one ejeculates into.
Also: magic sock

Larry's special sock stinks

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joey special

It is two pizzas. Useful for assuaging angry roommates.

"I got you the joey special, TWO pizzas!"

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tj special

When you perform such a quick paint job on a car that you use 3 gallons of bondo on it and put a thin coat of paint on it so you can see what color it used to be

"well if you only want to spend $300 i can do a tj special for ya"

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CIA Special

Two bullets in the back of the head, then they sprinkle cocaine on your corpse, and rule your death a suicide

Tom found out something he shouldn't have and ended up with the CIA Special