spell bound

To be bound by a spell

The little girl became spell bound when the wicked witch put a spell on her.

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spelling test

1. God's way of removing stupid people.

2. The reason your mom should have gotten an abortion.

I just failed that spelling test! God hates me!

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Dry Spell

Going a long period of time with out any type of coitus/intercourses causing you to act like a hormonal teenager

You might look like a genderbent Walter with wrinkles. I don’t know if it is the 30 year dry spell but that is *DOING IT FOR ME*!

spell-shame

To make someone feel worthless because their lack of education or I-don't-give-a-fuckedness is contributing to the world becoming a bunch of illiterate bastards.

Dude 1: "Jake, what have you done you moron? I didn't say I resigned from the team - I said I RE-SIGNED. Now I'm out of work! I should never let you type up my contracts."
Dude 2: "Hey man, don't spell-shame me just because I come from the wrong side of the trucks."
Dude 1: "And that's another thing - STOP SLEEPING UNDER MY BACK WHEELS!"

ud spelling

Ud spelling is how idiots on urban dictionary spell

I h8 lurnin speelin so I ud spelling

The Desi spell

When you meet a girl named Desi and you become completely infatuated with her, you can’t sleep, you can’t think about anything else except her and you fantasize about her butt all day.

The Desi spell is real.

Spelling nazi

Someone who can't let even simple spelling mistakes go

man: hello three
man #2: you mean "there"
man: you're a spelling nazi