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sphincter cabbage

a small peace of poo near or inside the rim of the brown eye resembling a dingle berry

tossing her salad was straight till i got a piece of sphincter cabbage

by weezy April 4, 2005

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Sphincter Nazi

In the FPS computer game Call of Duty, it's that German soldier that materializes in the room that was just cleared, and shoots the player in the back with some species of automatic weapon, making a counterattack impossible.

This primarily occurs when the player doesn't follow the linear construction of the game's timeline and spawn triggers.

For example: Killing every German on a given map prior to actually achieving the objective. After which, while en route to the extraction point, the player is shot and killed by a soldier that apparently dropped from the player's ass (since that's the only place he could have been hiding).

Ovserver: Dude, why the hell are you just running around?
Player: Making sure there are no hostiles left on this map before I set my charges.
Observer: Whats it been, half an hour?
Player: Give or take.
Sphincter Nazi: "Americaner." *Brrrraaaaaaap*
Player: Where the fu...
Observer: Man, you got schooled by that Sphincter Nazi.

by Chumbucket January 16, 2007

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


sphincter stretcher

1. the act of the cock monsters stretching a sphincter so wide you can see her heart beat.

My oh my Benny has her in the Sphincter stretcher...TAP BITCH TAP!!!

by Marinemeatball November 30, 2004

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sphincter drainage

anal seepage, often times the result of a butt queef after some hardcore ass bangin.

"That whore left sphincter drainage all over my new loveseat!"

by Butt Dart January 15, 2007

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sphincter muscle

The muscle that holds your asshole shut. To call a person a sphincter muscle is very offensive. Your basically calling someone a asshole.

Man check out that woman over there yelling at those kids for fishing near her precious boat. She is a sphincter muscle and needs to stop talking shit.

by jimmybomm October 19, 2020

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Sphincter Spelunker

The art of going deep into and exploring a persons sphincter. Derived from the word spelunking which is another name used for exploring caves.

John: "Dude did you hear Brad was hitting on my girlfriend last night?"
Kevin: "Ya I heard about that, what a tool!"
John: "Na man he is a Sphincter Spelunker."

by k3r0s1n3 July 31, 2009

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


sphincter mouse

A mouse that digs away at the intestines of its host. Usually it materializes magically in ones ass. FEAR IT!

Woe unto thee who does not know the pain of the sphincter mouse!

by Steve Mobeve November 13, 2004

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