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A euphemism for autocratic asphyxiation
I've got my belt and my lube, time to do the funky spiderman
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It's when you're doing a girl doggy style, and you pull out and nut in your hand. When she turns around you fling the jizzem in her eyes similar to when spidey flings his web.
I gave your mother the angry spiderman last night, and she liked it.
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whilst fucking doggy style take a sneaky shit in your hand and as u climax slam the shit into the side of the woman's face
i totally backdoor spiderman'd that bitch
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When you ejaculate and the cum not only shoots an impressive distance but forms elastic webbing like how Spiderman shoots web
Dude, is that Spiderman cum on my desk?
No, I don’t ejaculate like that it must have been you!
Ever since I was a kid, I have had an increasing attraction to Spider-Man's domination. I realiseI realize this is because my suppressed dictation to Spiderman's massive cock I realisedoh awesome and powerful I went on pornhubI realize this is because my suppressed dictation to Spiderman's massive cock hey oh awesome and powerful I went on
Spidey ur rectum is large. Spiderman porn ftw
1.) When having intercourse with someone, suddenly pull your dick out, cum in your hand, and slap your partner in the face with your Jizzed up hand.
2.) *simplified* Do it Doggie, pull out, cum in your hand and fling it in her face.
1.) Dude, I totally gave your mom a Sexy Spiderman last night, she was pissed.
2.) Dave tried to give me a Sexy Spiderman last night again, but missed my face and hit me in the ear.
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It sounds way cooler to say "I got the Spiderman app" than "I dropped my phone and the screen broke." The result of both is having eternal spiderwebs on your smartphone.
*Drops phone* Oh hey, wow, cool, I got a spiderman app.
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