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The sexual act in which a man puts 2 eggs in between a woman's breasts(while laying in bed) and then sit on them for a solid 2 - 5 hours with a heating lamp near by and the room temperature very high. Then when he gets up, they should be hot, goey, and sticky. He will then proceed to use this as lube for violent sex afterwards. Then, with some of the eggshells, he will proceed to scrape her nipples until they are a bloody pulp.
Me: Dude, im so nervous...
Friend: Whys that?
Me: Sally wants me to do a Texas Humpty-Dumpty Nipple Splitter....I don't think I can sit still for that long!
Friend: Don't worry you'll be fine bro!!
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Drop a bomb of drone in a vodka red bull, you get a pop dog shot splitter, bitch
can i have a pop dog shot splitter?
go to hell.
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Tits that split. Similar to banana tits, a pair of breasts with a large gap in between them, usually features nipples that protrude in opposite directions.
(Amanda flashes Greg)
You're flashing me again, Amanda? They're not even that great; they're splitters...
When the dick is so big that it splits/rips the vagina
I didn’t let him hit because he had that splitter
When you split her tits with your dick
When her tits are spread apart by your big cock
Last night during sex I give her the biggest Titty splitter she has ever seen
When someone hits on you but you way to good for them
Wow I just splittered that dawg