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a picture that is posted on /b/ of 4chan of an anime girl with the urge of becoming a "semen station"
"one month! only one more month of waiting and i become a semen station!"
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when you have to shit, but your at a friends house, so you go to the gas station.
Tyler: I feel sick.
Me: are you actually SICK, or do you have "the gas stations"
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The tracks that lead you to pound town.
When you are putting in work to bone a chick you are at the penetration station. But don't be fooled, just because you're at the penetration station doesn't mean you will take the ride to pound town.
"What are you up to tonight"
"Oh you know, at the penetration station. Got two one way tickets to pound town."
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A person that decides that it is necassary to hang around a train station. These people are often poor and Smoke Ciggarrettes. Due to their poorness they will hastle bystanders for a Cigarrette and/or "2 Bucks".
"Hey mate can i have a 2 bucks and a cigarrette."
"Get a job you stupid station bum"
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What used to be a good band before they got discovered by adolescent teeny boppers, and signed to a record company.
Now all I fucking hear all day long is their hit song; "Shake It" playing on MTV, or the radio until my fucking ears bleed.
I actually enjoyed their music until they made shit songs with absolutely no meaning, but a catchy beat and lyrics that any generic moron could sing along to.
Why is it that every good fucking band has to go through the same goddamn bullshit; make a few good songs, get realized, than make a goddamn generic ass song that becomes incredibly popular over night, than said song gets over-played FAST, than you never hear from the fuckers again?
I'm not trying to diss the band, and I'm not technically dissing any certain type/age of people, but seriously, am I the ONLY one that has a problem with this?
Generic Teeny Bopper: 0H MY G0D I FUGGIN L0VESSS METRO STATION!!! TRACE CYRUS IS SUU EFFIN HAWTTTT!!11 I'M SU G0NNA SEE THEM AT THE WEBSTER T0NIGHT!!!!!111!!!11
Me: Go to fucking hell, cuntrag.
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A pale station is a group of material used to smoke weed. It contains a water bottle, a jug that can carry about 1 litter of water and a water bottle horizontally, and a small socet.
1. burn small hole on the bottom of the water bottle, about the size of a dime and place in water horizontally (let water fill)
2. Burn hole in water botte cap. Do not burn it too large. You must place the socet into the water bottle cap without it falling threw.
3. Place busted weed in the soccet witch should be placed in the middle of the water bottle cap. Place cap on bottle
4. Light weed on fire and slowly lift bottle out of the water. When smoke fills the bottle , remove bottle cap and inhale.
SUDBURY ONTARIO LOVES PALES
"Lets go hit some pales"
" Make sure you dont forget the pale station
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Cockwashing station :
When you are sitting on a toilet and a chick fucks you so hard that you lean back and break the toilet tank. Thus causing the water to gush everywhere and wash your cock off as well. Extremely helpful if a tidy bowl cleaner is inside the tank - as this may reduce risk of pregnancy and std's.
I waited in line to use the bathroom at the club forever! Bitch walks out smiling, looked like she PISSED her pants . Get in the stall and there's my man trying to wipe the water off the floor. Oh hell no! Fireball whore just opened up a Cockwashing station!"
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