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The most frustrating person you'll ever meet. She can be lit sometimes but 5 seconds later she'll be screaming at you from some dumb shit. You may even be chilling on the couch and she'll degrade your existence. She can't keep her mouth shut for a minute and just says whatever the fuck she wants. You're dad won't do shit because he doesn't want taste her wrath for good reason.
You: (just on your phone in your room)
Step mom (little devil) : (BANGS DOOR LIKE SHE WANTS TO KILL IT OR SOMETHING)
You: What the fuck
Stepmom: OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO LAZY! YOU DON'T DO SHIT! I AM HOLDING UP THIS HOUSE AND YOU'RE ON YOUR LIL PHONE TEXTING ALL YOUR FRIENDS! HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO LIVE BY YOURSELF?! GOD YOU ARE SOOOOO USELESS I DON'T KNOW HOW YOUR DAD DEALS WITH YOUR ASS!
You: What the fuck
Step mom: (Slams door and continues to scream how "useless" you are)
You: What the fuck
You: Do you hear this shit dad
Dad: Same thing happened to me 5 minutes ago
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THE MOST F***ING PAIN YOU WILL EVER WILL IN YOU LIFE YOU ARE MOST LIKELY GONNA DIE JUST FROM FEELING IT
Jack stepped on a lego
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When the primary owner and carer of a dog prior to marriage, marries another individual, the dog becomes a step dog to the other individual.
"When me and Andrew got married, his dogs became my step dogs"
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Making something more difficult than it already is.
"Why are you trying to Lego step your way through these tax-returns?"
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The definition used by the most patriotic humans on God's green Earth. NSOS can refer to any human both foreign and domestic that has a problem with having their God given rights stripped from them. However, is most recognized in the U.S.A. NSOS is derived from the "Don't tread on me" Gadsden flag: a yellow colored flag with a snake in the center- clearly meaning there are consequences when attempting to overtake or overthrow another human being, entity, company, or alike.
See: Claymore Roomba
See: Fuck around and find out
Scumbag 1- "Hey, let's go rob that fool's house.
Scumbag 2-"I wouldn't do that. There's a No Step On Snek flag hanging from his roof."
Scumbag 1- "It's a kid-drawing of a poorly drawn snake and grass. I'm going without you."
*Scumbag 1 has left the chat and reduced to pink mist due to being claymore roomba'd*
Scumbag 2- "Guess he fucked around and found out."
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Step-bro is a spreading disease / mental illnesses that is commonly found on the child app "Pornhub" and steps sisters and steps moms are usually the victims of this deadly disease.
"Step-bro I'm stuck!"
"And that's how I met your mom"
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the guy that step sister gets horny with
Step sis: "Step bro, what are you doing?"
Step bro: "I got stuck."
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