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A stretch one performs prior to masturbation to prevent awful forearm cramps. Also called Rene Stretches.
Wow, I pulled a muscle wanking it last night... I should have done some Aaron Stretches first!
The act of stretching your face outwards with the palms of your hands signifying elevating rage and the eminent occurrence of a street fight between you and whoever it is that pissed you the fuck off.
Buck Nasty: "Yo FOOL come on pussy"
J Block: "You best back off man I'm about to stretch face!"
Slick Rick: "Oh shit! J Block is about to stretch face, watch out!"
While, in the middle of exercising (usually jogging), when one decides to suddenly start stretching to make a spectacle of themselves. This mostly occurs in crowded areas so that others are forced to watch, or in a severe case, dodge the stretcher if they happen to be blocking a sidewalk or trail. The drama stretcher will appear to be in some other world oblivious to onlookers, but they are quite aware of the attention.
I can’t believe how many drama stretchers are in this park. Does anyone actually do any running around here?
Damn, I almost hit that drama stretcher with my bike. Don’t these people look before they stretch and take up the whole trail.
A sexual act, usually done in prison, when 3 mandingos insert their penises into the same hispanic man's asshole at the same time. This causes the man to immediately ejaculate.
Tyrone - He better watch himself before he gets the good ol Stretch Vasquez.
Deliberately stretching and exercising while fully nude so as to seduce a member of the same sex.
Mike totally was ceaser stretching that guy at the spa in Vegas.
The act of attaching a dildo to a wall. Peferably 15 inches in length or more. Then using it to widen your anus or vagina whilst your legs are spread eagle.
I wall stretched with your dad yestarday.
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Where you stretch your ballsack so far out that the ball hairs are evenly distributed so it feels like a piece of velvet when you run it between your thumb and forefinger.
My sister gave me a velvet stretch.
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