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Ham's

Small deli style restaurant/bar that is the epicenter of the pits of Hell. It has magical mystic drawing powers that persuade you to come in and spend all of your hard earned cash. It attracts thirty something losers, sluts, and John Mayer rejects during night hours. Known for its Charlies Cheeseburger and Magic by Marlo AKA Dirty old pervert, Ham's also offers a open mic night and karaoke for all the aspiring musicians who have hopped from one cover band to the next, masterbate frequently to John Mayer, and the American Idol wannabes who get drunk first and sing shitty country tunes. Always a good time.........or so the Germans would have us believe.

I met this girl at Ham's last night after Karaoke. Shame she had genital warts.

by Tounge of Colicab August 23, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ham

Acronym for Hot Ass Mess!

A: Look at that girl over there tripping all over herself...
J: WHOA. She's a ham!

by conceppie August 14, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


ham ham

a h/g to everyone except fo haters, a lover who loves guyz especially da one spesho person dat she cant stop thinking about XDD............

emery aka dorkie x lover

by ham ham December 28, 2005

5๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


ham

When an artitsts drops a song or verse that is raw as ever

Wiz Khalifa went ham on that Kush and OJ mixtape

by purple knight June 15, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


ham

Used similar to oh ham and oh damn. Used to express approval, something favorable, or something surprising. Sometimes used with a certain context to express more complex feelings.

Ham, that shit was dope!

Ham I just got grounded.

Ham!

by Gordon Beaver November 28, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


HAM

A man's flaccid penis.

I love HAM, said ryan. It just tastes better!

by Hammy Goldstine February 5, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


HAM

Half Ass Motherfucker
Doing things half way

You have turned into a Fat Ham lately.

by SJW666 October 7, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž