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A park ranger who was struck by lightning SEVEN times throughout his life, committed suicide after getting friendzoned in his seventies, and then got struck by lightning an eighth time, six feet under.
Roy Sullivan would have been awesome to have as a grandfather. Can you just imagine being able to say that your grandpa is a "Human Lightning Rod"?
Ms Sullivan is a 6 foot 3 giant that constantly glazes people. And acts like their job is guarding government secrets.
What it means to be called a Ms Sullivan
1 - you may be overly dick riding somebody
2 - you might be taking your job to seriously
3 - Doing things that makes life worse for everyone and then complain you have to do it in the first place which you actually don’t
Possible examples: working at a fast food restaurant and calling the cops on somebody for refilling a drink when there is a no refill sign
You’re acting like Ms Sullivan stop fucking glazing
a man, a myth, a legend. A loner, the coolest of the coolest. People wanna be him.
Jacob: JOE SULLIVAN is my best friend
JOE SULLIVAN: who are you
A Joe Sullivan is a rather large angry looking man, but behind his tough exterior he is a loving and kind person who secretly loves kids, and nuzzlebutts.
Joe Sullivan (also known as Joseph Sullivan, Joey, Joey Sullivan, Sully, or most frequently "Joe") is the most bestest-best EVAR husband-to-be and is adored by his wife-to-be and fiancée.
Current favorite song: I won't give up - Jason Mraz
Example: "I wants me some Joe Sullivan", or "I love you Joe"
A Joe Sullivan is a rather large angry looking man, but behind his tough exterior he is a loving and kind person who secretly loves kids, and nuzzlebutts.
Joe Sullivan (also known as Joseph Sullivan, Joey, Joey Sullivan, Sully, or most frequently "Joe") is the most bestest-best EVAR husband-to-be and is adored by his wife-to-be and fiancée.
Current favorite song: I won't give up - Jason Mraz
Example: "I wants me some Joe Sullivan", or "I love you Joe"
A Joe Sullivan is a rather large angry looking man, but behind his tough exterior he is a loving and kind person who secretly loves kids, and nuzzlebutts.
Joe Sullivan (also known as Joseph Sullivan, Joey, Joey Sullivan, Sully, or most frequently "Joe") is the most bestest-best EVAR husband-to-be and is adored by his wife-to-be and fiancée.
Current favorite song: I won't give up - Jason Mraz
Example: "I wants me some Joe Sullivan", or "I love you Joe"