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Glueing a persons butthole shut.
Lets give him an Elmers suprise.
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sherbert suprise Is when sherbert(any flavor) is put on a womans vagina while she is blind folded and handcuffed. Next the woman is eaten out and casual sex takes place until both parties are satisfied.
Dude, I gave my girlfriend a sherbert suprise last night. It was awesome.
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The bullwinkle suprise is when a guy is banging a hot chick from behind, then quickly turns her around, punches her in the face and then sticks his thumbs in his ear, moving his fingers around to look like moose ears(thus bullwinkle) while making a tounge rolling noise.
Yo dude, that chick i picked up at the bar last night was past out after that bullwinkle suprise i gave her.
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When you fart alone in an elevator and leave the noxious result for the next unsuspecting rider
I walked into the elevator and the doors had closed before I realized that the fat chick who just got out had left me a Cleveland suprise.
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When at a movie theater the guys makes a hole at the bottom of a popcorn box and shoves his cock in it so when the chick gets to it,shes suprised just like in a "KINDA SUPRISE".
Anthony:Oh you should of seen the other day mate, Rachel gave me and AWSOME handjob yesterday at hoyts!
Conor: Haha Nice,
Anthony: Yeah she even got a bit of a gobby in, I gave her a Kinda Suprise, she said it tasted pretty salty though
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when doing doggy, the art of pretending to come on your bird's back by spitting then when she turns over, you spaff in her face!!!
Crystal wasn't happy when i spaffed in her face after a suprise attack!!
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After a female is performing oral sex on a male, the male ejaculates his semen onto her face/chin area and then proceeds to get an electric hair clipper and clip his pubic region so the hairs stick to the semen making a beard.
You should've seen the look on her face when I offered her an Afghani Suprise
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