Meme started by Hailey.Wisch in the group βcrop your screenshots you godless heathenβ
Exists to be obnoxious, the inside joke of many FaceBook groups.
Stephanie: Hey whatβs up with the grape surgery?
Hailey: They Did Surgery On A Grape
Stephanie: Yeah but why do I keep seeing it everywhere?
Hailey: They Did Surgery On A Grape
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A party where people wear 10 pounds of makeup, the thottiest clothing they can get their hands on with a pair of vinyl stilettos and large fake eyelashes. A few minutes into the party and the place is covered with glitter, broken glass, and puke. The partygoers enjoy themselves with pink frosting, cocaine, and champagne. Fights usually break out during this time that involves hair being ripped out and free nose jobs. These parties usually end 2 days after it begins.
Person No. 1 - "OMG, yesterday at Britney's plastic surgery slumber party I had the best time of my life. I snorted tons of cocaine, got white girl wasted, and ate 4 cans of Pillsbury frosting."
Person No. 2 - " Why didn't you invite me, we could've whooped some basic bitches while we were there."
Person No. 1 - "Don't worry, I whooped tons of ass while I was there."
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The act of attempting to drop a syringe into a patient from another story of a building.
Welcome to Dude Perfect: Surgery Edition, letβs see if this syringe makes it.
When the surgeon SERIOUSLY fucked your shit up.
P1: Hey man how did your wisdom teeth removal go?
P2: Dude, the surgeon sucked. Was a total fucky wucky surgery wurgery; he removed all my teeth!
Look inside and you will see
The words are cutting deep inside my brain
Oh they're burning, quickly turning
Knife of words is driving me insane
Insane
Yeah, yeah
Raven black is on my track
Please show me how to neutralise the knife
Show to me in surgery
The art of fighting words to conquer life
Conquer life
Yeah, yeah
Ooh baby, I can rock and roll
Ooh baby, get out of my soul
Now the wicked lance of fear
Driven from my heady mouth and brain
Crash course in brain surgery
Has stopped the bloody knife of love again
Yeah, yeah, yeah
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A word you say when you told your girlfriend you broke your leg and really didnt. You say your in your home resting your leg (when your really playing basketball outside) and she wants to come over and see your cast. You tell her you cant because your about to go get a cast recolation surgery. It works. Trust me.
GF: Hey do you wanna hang out tomorrow?
Guy: Sorry i broke my leg and im getting a cast recolation surgery.
GF: Oh my word! That sounds terrible!
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A surgery that bypasses the sex that you are. For example if you are a male they dont care...you are going to get that damn ovary removed..
My uncles, dogs, neises, nephews, cousins, sister is going for a sexual bypass surgery tomorrow.
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