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Your partner wears swimming goggles, or other tight eye protection. You then drop a solid turd out of your ass onto their eye.
I gave her a swedish telescope and she told me she seen yellow stars. Must have been the corn I ate.
45👍 21👎
The act of a girl inserting Swedish Fish into her vagina, and then fingering them out and eating them in front of you.
Useful if: You are on the beach with your boyfriend, your fat, and have no pockets.
After Teddy gave his Girlfriend a $1000 ring using his dad's credit card, His girlfriend tried to pleasure him by performing a Swedish Twatkins while he tried nutting in her ear.
21👍 8👎
The act of covering your dick in mayonnaise, dipping your balls into chocolate, then fucking someone in the ass with both cock AND balls, where their ass cheeks act as the Graham crackers.
"Hey man, what happened to my pre dinner snack?"
"Sorry bro, my girl came over and I have her some wicked messy Swedish S'mores and now we're all out."
Someone that has had they penis cut off and sewn to to their forehead.
Im going to make you into a Swedish unicorn
the opposite of a sour role
usually involing an attractive female or sweets
Gario played a swedish role by swindeling his date into skipping the dinner and movies they planned and hanging out at his house where he then proceeded to give her thee ol' Donnie B.
To enjoy a large quantity of Swedish Berries with someone close to you.
Often throwing or catching them with your mouth.
Leads to a feeling of personal hate after for having so much sugar. Then reminding yourself that berries can possibly be bad, they're a fruit
Greg: I got some Swedish berries :O
Christina: Arn't those bad for my diet?
Greg: Of course not, how can fruit be bad for you?
Christina: I love how your mind works
Greg: "lets get Swedish Berried"