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A figure of speech which implies that something which has no pornographic content in the slightest is so extremely amazing or extremely shameful that one would say it would be better to be caught watching porn than that.
I was watching the Rebecca Black video and suddenly my mom walked in so I switched to porn.
This dubstep song was so dirty, I was switching to porn every time someone passed by.
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A man/woman who is easily turned on or aroused.
The girl saw me naked and was turned on faster than a light switch.
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When boning a girl, and at the same time constantly flirting with her roommate, to the point where the original "bonee" freaks out on you for these obvious flirtations, leaving you and the roommate alone together in a bar. Being a gentleman, you makes a half-hearted attempt to get the "bonee" to stay, but when said attempt fails, return to the bar to continue flirting with the roommate. After consuming mass amounts of alcohol, you and the roommate return to her shared domicile and consummate your flirtations while the original "bonee" is passed out on the couch. Essentially, completing the roommate fuck switch without having to come up with any elaborate stories to get the original "bonee" off your nuts.
This technique is believed to have Brazilian roots, and later migrated to the US.
Person 1: Hey yo, did you hear what Ken did last weekend at the bar?
Person 2: No, what?
Person 1: He pulled the KC Switch on his girl and her roommate!
Person 2: Damn, that dude is so playa!
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The act of replacing a victim's object(s) without them noticing and giving them no clue on where it's gone.
Tommy replaces Benny's phone with a case, with just the case. 20 minutes later Benny finds out that his phone is missing.
Benny: Oh no, my phone, where has it gone!?
Tommy stays quiet, knowing that he knows exactly where the phone is. (Right inside his backpack)
40 minutes later, class is about to end. It has been a frantic search for Benny's phone.
Tommy: You see Benny, to master the Korean Switch, not only does one have to switch the person's object, but also give them no clue on where it's gone. Here is your phone Benny *Gives phone over. I hope we can stay friendly acquaintances. Cheers!
Tommy leaves the room, leaving Benny with his mouth wide open, knowing that he must learn the Korean Switch, to not be constantly moving on the metaphorical treadmill of life, not moving forward, not moving back, unless of course, you run out of breath...
Noun:1. A device used to intentionally slow or completely stop data flow from the modem to the computer/gaming console for a short period of time. In online games, using a lag switch will allow you to become momentarily invincible. Your opponents are very easy to kill if you use a lag switch. Most leagues and ladders prohibit lag switches and consider them as cheating. 2. A device that lets you cheat in online games.
Verb:1. To use a lag switch to own an opponent. 2. A joking way of saying your going to kick some ass. Does not really mean you plan to cheat.
Either definition of both the Noun and Verb can be used depending on the context.
Noun: That guy lags out everytime I shoot at him! Lag switch alert!
Verb: That guys been camping all game! Time to lag switch that hoe!
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To 69.
We were switching hammocks and my mother came in!
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Jacksfilms (a Youtuber) Asks for funny answers to questions on his "YAIY"(Yesterday, I asked you) series. Most answers are acquainted with light switches.
Jacksfilms: What turns you on?
Every commenter: A light switch
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