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a sexual act in which the male, after producing a thorough lather of genital perspiration during a night out, receives a blowjob from an unsuspecting partner. Usually the male is too drunk to become aroused, resulting in a flacid, salty, and relatively unsatisfying experience for both parties.
Ladies love it when the humidity spikes, performing the subsequent salt water taffy always reminds them of childhood vacations to the beach
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a girl with a phat ass. usually refering to girls.
girl shake that laffy taffy.
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Slang for feces, shit, poop, excrement, or turds. Also known as Ass Candy or Chocolate Ass Cream.
Dude 1: "Has anyone seen Jason?"
Dude 2: "He's in the bathroom making Back Alley Taffy."
Jim: "I heard your Dad likes it when prostitutes take a "Cleveland Steamer" on his chest."
Jayna: "Yeah. The sick bastard is a fan of the Back Alley Taffy."
"Jane never gets any so I bet she spends half her time pulling taffy."
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A sex move often used by GILFs where one sips saline solution from a denture cup with the intention to spit it into another's urethra.
Dude, your grandma give me some good salt water taffy last night!
Being a fan of keeping foreskin.
My friends think my foreskin is so cool. They are such laffy taffy girls.
When someone stretches the truth, but makes it seem reasonable so they don't get caught creepin'.
Baby's mama - "Yo, fool. I know you be out prowlin' on some skank ass bitches!"
Baby's daddy - "Naw, girl. I was just out playin' poker with my boys!"
Baby's daddy's homeboy - "Ha! Laffy Taffy."
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